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Mr French
Club member since 1996 Height 6'2" Weight 16 stone (approx) Position Back Row |
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Jamie french Pictured here, with hair. Is the self proclaimed best looking bloke in the club. He is also possibly the most sporting player we have. He actually congratulated the Cambridge player who injured him on the "Great Tackle" that has put him out for over a year.
Personal History: Jamie , son of mad scientist and evil genius "John French" was not born in the normal way. He was created in a local laboratory as part of a genetic engineering project. Sadly due to the lack of funding the project was bought forward with out having completed the research into Hair Folical longevity. The results are there for all to see, almost perfect in every way but bald as a coot by the age of 26.
Relationships: Jamie is remarkably sane, very suprising due to his long childhood exposure and friendship with Mr Stuart Mansfield (not pictured due to Web obsenity guidelines.) He has a very beautiful girlfriend and a healthy young son.
Scary: Jamie is an excellent rugby player, but a word of advise to some of our newer players, when fit Jamie will run at his opponents in training making strange train noises. Get the hell out of his way. He is going to come through and attempting to tackle him will only result in pain.
Club Bloke: All will have noticed Jamie on the sidelines supporting the club at every opportunity despite his injury... a lesson to us all in commitment to our little club .. We all wish him a speedy recovery, he is far more use on the pitch.
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